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anistarrose:

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

ishimustard:

herelyqueerly:

filmeditors:

gabrieldreyfuss:

Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE

PATRICK BATEMAN AMERICAN PSYCHO

(Source: radic00ler)

brunhiddensmusings:

bravo-zulu:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

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I’m glad people can re discover this

the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’

(Source: liepard)

count-di-luna:

francefrancerevolution:

some of you have never spent nineteen years in prison after stealing a loaf of bread and it shows

FIVE yEARS! for what you did! the rest because you tried to run!

(Source: stolentweets)

drpathetique:

studymedblr:

“These are the pills for my heebee jeebee’s”

— An adorable 90 year old woman describing her anxiety medication

*accurately describing

abyssalcorvid:
“ misteryada:
“ odric-master-swagtician:
“ loafed-beans:
“ ethereal-insight:
“ fedkaczynski:
“ allamericankindofguy-actual:
“ fedkaczynski:
“What’s funny is that this actually happened.
”
I’m unfamiliar with this story please...

abyssalcorvid:

misteryada:

odric-master-swagtician:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man whose meth trip never quite wore off.

mamoru:
“the internet is a magical place
”

mamoru:

the internet is a magical place

choonchy:

iamoutofideas:

choonchy:

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

(Source: Porterr-Robinson)

supervamp:

dumbassrights:

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

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my brain: cuz u still are. 

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teenagerposts:

When you insist on treating your friend

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pathesis:

catchymemes:

Credit: UNILAD

Me watching the ice split

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(Source: catchymemes)

greylina:

a well balanced dnd party is:

  • ill punch you. ill fucking punch you if you even LOOK at me.
  • Decent Person
  • brooding mid 2000s scene kid
  • furry